BOOK INFORMATION
TITLE – King Arthur’s Sister in Washington’s Court
AUTHOR – Kim Iverson Headlee
GENRE – Science Fiction/Fantasy Time-Travel Romance
PUBLICATION DATES:
– 1 November 2014 (ebook, illustrated)
– February 2015 (audiobook, performed by Caprisha Page)
– November 2015 (hardcover, featuring more than 100 illustrations)
LENGTH (Pages/# Words) – (350 pages/70K words)
PUBLISHER – Lucky Bat Books
COVER ARTIST – Jennifer Doneske
ILLUSTRATORS – Jennifer “The Royal Portraitist” Doneske and Tom “The Creature King” Doneske
BOOK BLURB
Morgan le Fay, 6th-century Queen of Gore and the only major character not killed off by Mark Twain in A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court, vows revenge upon the Yankee Hank Morgan. She casts a spell to take her to 1879 Connecticut so she may waylay Sir Boss before he can travel back in time to destroy her world. But the spell misses by 300 miles and 200 years, landing her in the Washington, D.C., of 2079, replete with flying limousines, hovering office buildings, virtual-reality television, and sundry other technological marvels.
Whatever is a time-displaced queen of magic and minions to do? Why, rebuild her kingdom, of course—two kingdoms, in fact: as Campaign Boss for the reelection of American President Malory Beckham Hinton, and as owner of the London Knights world-champion baseball franchise.
Written as though by the old master himself, King Arthur’s Sister in Washington’s Court by Mark Twain as channeled by Kim Iverson Headlee offers laughs, love, and a candid look at American society, popular culture, politics, baseball...and the human heart.
BUY & TBR LINKS
AMAZON KINDLE US – AMAZON KINDLE CA – AMAZON KINDLE UK –
BARNES & NOBLES NOOK – ITUNES – KOBO – SMASHWORDS
EXCERPT
Chapter
XI: The Queen in Search of a Baseball Club
CLARICE HELPED ME pack my clothing and accessories for the
relocation to London: just what I would need for the first brace of weeks,
which amounted to eight large traveling cases, one of which was devoted to my
hair accoutrements and cosmetics. Not long after arriving in this century,
Clarice had introduced me to these wonderful products, which allowed me to
create the same visual effect as I had done for decades with the aid of magic;
now you sit privy to the secret of how I could cast ever so many enchantments
for President Malory and remain looking as glorious as ever.
While I was yet sorting through
my garments deciding which to bring and which to leave, my thoughts turned
toward a leaving of another sort. I must have appeared sorrowful, for of a
sudden Clarice asked if aught ailed me.
“I shall miss you, Clarice,
when I get to London.” Since that answer represented only half the truth, I
hurried on with: “And yet I know that you shall perform your duties in
continuing to oversee my office here in Washington to the utmost of your
considerable abilities.”
That made her smile, and she
thanked me for the compliment, but her look turned shrewd. “I imagine you’ll
miss President Hinton, too.”
“Of course I shall. She has
become as a sister to me.”
I resumed examination of the
dress I had been holding, a sexy little black thing that I would have loved to
have worn only for Accolon…
“Please tell me about him,”
said Clarice.
“I beg your pardon?”
The shrewd look was back.
Mayhap it had never left. “Sir Accolon. Queen Morgan, you have not—um,
partnered with any man of this century more often than once to my certain
knowledge, since I manage your schedule. I suspect that you have not yet found
anyone you like, let alone love, as well as he. No one of this era could make
you go all moony-eyed while looking at a dress; therefore, you must be thinking
about Accolon. So, please tell me about him.”
Ha. I knew I had chosen her as
my trusted adviser for good reason, and I rewarded her accordingly. As the
memories swirled about in my mind, making me yearn even more acutely for
Accolon’s company, I said:
“He was a knight with very few
peers during his lifetime, excepting only Sir Launcelot and Sir Gawaine. And my
brother—those three were the only knights who ever bested him in single combat.
So naturally, he was big—in all parts and portions—and muscular, and very
strong, yet as a lover he was no brute, but as tender as any virgin maid could
ever wish for. His intellect was nearly as keen as mine, as was his eagerness
to assist me in righting the wrongs inflicted upon me by my brother. He had
hair as glossy black as a raven’s wing, which he kept short-cropped in the old
Roman style; he once said it was more comfortable under the helmet than having
masses of hair stuffed up under and making the head sweat overmuch. It had a
fine curl to it that I found most endearing. His eyes were an unforgettable
shade of blue, and he had a strong chin that he kept clean-shaven…Lord God in
heaven! Who on earth is that?”
While I had been discoursing on
Accolon’s virtues, Clarice had activated her screen, which was now displaying
the image of a man who could have been my dead lover’s twin.
Clarice grinned. “You said the
other day that you wanted to find another general manager for the Knights. This
man is Alexander Leroy ‘Sandy’ Carter, former WBF second baseman and 2073
Tournament MVP for the Connecticut Yankees. Since his retirement as a player,
he has served in various capacities for several teams, including as a GM. He is
a renowned expert in all matters baseball.”
In any era, when something—or
someone—sounds too good to be true, it—or he—usually is. I asked, “If he is so
valuable, then why does he not stay with one team?”
A look of chagrin crossed her
countenance. “Sandy Carter is what we call a ‘loose cannon.’ He can be
temperamental and wild, and he gets into fights with players and coaches
and…sometimes even with his bosses. And not just verbal fights, either. Usually
his points are quite valid, but his means of expressing them don’t earn him any
friends.”
In a word, then, passionate.
Passionate men I understood and could work with. It had been thus with Accolon
at the start of our association, and look at all I had been able to accomplish
with him. Everything I had ever desired, except King Arthur’s throne.
Wit I well that lying and
gullibility were two facets of human nature that had not changed in the last
fifteen centuries and shall not change in the next fifteen, either. I had
learned this while trying to evaluate potential new Knights for the team.
Everyone speaks glowingly of his accomplishments and accolades; no one ever
mentions his flaws or mistakes or regrets unless a wise employer chooses to ask
specific questions of this ilk. Yet Clarice had offered the bad along with the
good of this man. Still, I would be forced as a point of honor to relinquish my
coveted title of The Wise if I accepted her words at face value; upon turning
the thought-receptors toward me, I soon verified everything she had told me
about this volatile man.
I asked, “Is Sandy Carter
available now?”
Clarice’s grin returned. “For
the right price, Queen Morgan, anyone is.”
It took only one call, and
Sandy Carter expressed exceeding pleasure and eagerness to accompany me to
London as general manager of the Knights. The fact that I had worn the sexy
black number during the call saved the team quite a sum with regard to Carter’s
agreed-upon salary.
Neither as queen nor as ball
club owner do I ever make idle promises.
While I was yet sorting through my garments deciding which to bring and which to leave, my thoughts turned toward a leaving of another sort. I must have appeared sorrowful, for of a sudden Clarice asked if aught ailed me.
“I shall miss you, Clarice, when I get to London.” Since that answer represented only half the truth, I hurried on with: “And yet I know that you shall perform your duties in continuing to oversee my office here in Washington to the utmost of your considerable abilities.”
That made her smile, and she thanked me for the compliment, but her look turned shrewd. “I imagine you’ll miss President Hinton, too.”
“Of course I shall. She has become as a sister to me.”
I resumed examination of the dress I had been holding, a sexy little black thing that I would have loved to have worn only for Accolon…
“Please tell me about him,” said Clarice.
“I beg your pardon?”
The shrewd look was back. Mayhap it had never left. “Sir Accolon. Queen Morgan, you have not—um, partnered with any man of this century more often than once to my certain knowledge, since I manage your schedule. I suspect that you have not yet found anyone you like, let alone love, as well as he. No one of this era could make you go all moony-eyed while looking at a dress; therefore, you must be thinking about Accolon. So, please tell me about him.”
Ha. I knew I had chosen her as my trusted adviser for good reason, and I rewarded her accordingly. As the memories swirled about in my mind, making me yearn even more acutely for Accolon’s company, I said:
“He was a knight with very few peers during his lifetime, excepting only Sir Launcelot and Sir Gawaine. And my brother—those three were the only knights who ever bested him in single combat. So naturally, he was big—in all parts and portions—and muscular, and very strong, yet as a lover he was no brute, but as tender as any virgin maid could ever wish for. His intellect was nearly as keen as mine, as was his eagerness to assist me in righting the wrongs inflicted upon me by my brother. He had hair as glossy black as a raven’s wing, which he kept short-cropped in the old Roman style; he once said it was more comfortable under the helmet than having masses of hair stuffed up under and making the head sweat overmuch. It had a fine curl to it that I found most endearing. His eyes were an unforgettable shade of blue, and he had a strong chin that he kept clean-shaven…Lord God in heaven! Who on earth is that?”
While I had been discoursing on Accolon’s virtues, Clarice had activated her screen, which was now displaying the image of a man who could have been my dead lover’s twin.
Clarice grinned. “You said the other day that you wanted to find another general manager for the Knights. This man is Alexander Leroy ‘Sandy’ Carter, former WBF second baseman and 2073 Tournament MVP for the Connecticut Yankees. Since his retirement as a player, he has served in various capacities for several teams, including as a GM. He is a renowned expert in all matters baseball.”
In any era, when something—or someone—sounds too good to be true, it—or he—usually is. I asked, “If he is so valuable, then why does he not stay with one team?”
A look of chagrin crossed her countenance. “Sandy Carter is what we call a ‘loose cannon.’ He can be temperamental and wild, and he gets into fights with players and coaches and…sometimes even with his bosses. And not just verbal fights, either. Usually his points are quite valid, but his means of expressing them don’t earn him any friends.”
In a word, then, passionate. Passionate men I understood and could work with. It had been thus with Accolon at the start of our association, and look at all I had been able to accomplish with him. Everything I had ever desired, except King Arthur’s throne.
Wit I well that lying and gullibility were two facets of human nature that had not changed in the last fifteen centuries and shall not change in the next fifteen, either. I had learned this while trying to evaluate potential new Knights for the team. Everyone speaks glowingly of his accomplishments and accolades; no one ever mentions his flaws or mistakes or regrets unless a wise employer chooses to ask specific questions of this ilk. Yet Clarice had offered the bad along with the good of this man. Still, I would be forced as a point of honor to relinquish my coveted title of The Wise if I accepted her words at face value; upon turning the thought-receptors toward me, I soon verified everything she had told me about this volatile man.
I asked, “Is Sandy Carter available now?”
Clarice’s grin returned. “For the right price, Queen Morgan, anyone is.”
It took only one call, and Sandy Carter expressed exceeding pleasure and eagerness to accompany me to London as general manager of the Knights. The fact that I had worn the sexy black number during the call saved the team quite a sum with regard to Carter’s agreed-upon salary.
Neither as queen nor as ball club owner do I ever make idle promises.
Character Bios
ALL CALL ME Queen. For my unparalleled skills in leechcraft,
most call me “The Wise.” No man dares call me “le Fay,” lest he die.
I hight Morgan.
That is to say, my name is Morgan, so chosen by my
mother, Duchess Igraine, to honor the Great Queen of the Old Religion, Mór
Rigan, goddess of war. My mother never knew how prophetic her choice would
prove to be.
I am the daughter of Duke Gorlois, the sister of Queen
Margawse and Queen Elaine, the wife of King Uriens of Gore, and the mother of
Sir Uwaine of the Table Round. Blessed good fortune made me all of these
things.
By the capricious hand of ill fortune, King Arthur
became my younger half brother, spawned upon my most virtuous and blameless
mother by that demon in man’s raiment, Uther Pendragon.
I am the only personage, kind reader, with whose
biographical information you should concern yourself.
What? You wish to learn more about some of the other
minions—that is to say, individuals with whom I cross paths during my sojourn
in your century? Fine. Being The Wise does not always make me The Magnanimous,
but you caught me in an agreeable mood today, and so I shall make an exception
for you.
The first person (of any consequence) I met after my
time-travel spell went awry by 300 miles and 200 years was Clarice Centralia, a
bright and talented young woman whom it pleased me to later name as my
assistant in all matters political and magical.
Clarice introduced me to the woman who would become my
greatest ally in this era to which I did not belong, American President Malory
Beckham Hinton, and President Malory’s husband, ex-Senator Ambrose Josiah
Hinton. The less that is said about Ambrose, the better; I shall leave you to
discover how he and I danced.
Clarice also introduced me to the magnificent man who
would become the love of my life—two lives, if you account for my shift in
time—Alexander “Sandy” Leroy Carter. Sandy could have been the twin of my
sixth-century lover, Sir Accolon, but he proved to be ever so much more, in
ever so many ways. A renowned expert in all matters baseball, and a world-class
player himself once upon a time, Sandy hired on as general manager of my team,
the London Knights. In the course of helping me forge a team worthy to take on
the formidable American juggernaut, the Connecticut Yankees, he not only taught
me about baseball, but he taught me to look into my own heart. Our association
was not all wine and roses, and I leave those details for you to discover too,
but I must state unequivocally that Sandy Carter was, is, and ever shall be my
Once and Future Love.
AUTHOR BIO
Kim Headlee lives on a farm in southwestern Virginia with her family, cats, goats, and assorted wildlife. People & creatures come and go, but the cave and the 250-year-old house ruins -- the latter having been occupied as recently as the mid-20th century -- seem to be sticking around for a while yet.
Kim is a Seattle native (when she used to live in the Metro DC area, she loved telling people she was from "the other Washington") and a direct descendent of 20th-century Russian nobility. Her grandmother was a childhood friend of the doomed Grand Duchess Anastasia, and the romantic yet tragic story of how Lydia escaped Communist Russia with the aid of her American husband will most certainly one day fuel one of Kim's novels. Another novel in the queue will involve her husband's ancestor, the 7th-century proto-Viking king of the Swedish colony in Russia.
For the time being, however, Kim has plenty of work to do in creating her projected 8-book Arthurian series, The Dragon's Dove Chronicles, and other novels under her new imprint, Pendragon Cove Press. She also writes romantic historical fiction under the pseudonym "Kimberly Iverson."
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